It’s Valentine’s Day! You know what that means
Discount chocolate for all your needs
Just wait a while for the next day
The full price, you won’t have to pay.
Eat away your pain at home
Don’t think about the fact that you’re alone
No girlfriend? Boyfriend? You’ll be fine!
There’s plenty of candy for you to find
So what if you’re a loner? That’s alright!
Besides, all lovers do is yell and fight
Don’t worry though, love’s a lie!
Keep telling yourself that, just don’t cry
Romance is lame, stay in your room!
Social activity just leads to doom
Heartbreak and struggle is all you’ll get
There’s more to say, I’m not done yet!
Valentine’s day is all a ploy
So you can buy your lover some toy
Spend some money on some chocolate hearts
But next week you’ll break apart
With that said, don’t be so sad!
Being alone isn’t all that bad
I mean, loners like us stick together!
So what if we’re alone forever?